Funny: According to Phoebe, the song goes: "On the elf day of Christmas, my julep gave to me..." Phoebe said to Chris the other night, "Daddy, can you walk?" "Can I walk? Sure." "No, walk !" "Do you mean, like, take a walk?" "No, I mean, wock the paw-ty!" Not Funny: I have strep throat again. One of the possible side effects of penicillin -- the development of a black, hairy tongue. This is "unusual, harmless, and will dissipate when the course of medication ceases" but still, ew. The way my luck is running, this will be the side effect that happens to me. Also Not Funny: Parents who ruin the Tooth Fairy for the rest of us. Not by denying its existence, but by overdoing the whole thing. Mallory lost a tooth yesterday; when she put it in her tooth pillow she said, "I really hope I get a Camp Rock microphone!" I said, "The Tooth Fairy doesn't bring toys, she brings money." Mallory said, "We...