Somehow this sign, which was posted today in my office break room, was not reassuring:
"SAFE LOCATION'S FOR TORNADOE'S"
Somehow it's hard to be annoyed when your six-year-old wastes several inches of precious label-making tape on this message:
"God is in hven and he loves you frever and he wochis over evryone."
Somehow you have to stop yourself from laughing when the same six-year-old makes her auntie guess this in a game of Hangman:
ILICKYOUMIMI
(that's supposed to be like, not lick, just so you know)
Somehow you feel a bit disappointed when your three-year-old calls you over to see how she's spelled her name in Bananagram tiles, and instead of P-H-O-E-B-E you see:
JXOIHLMQ
Somehow, you still believe that your children will eventually display the good spelling genes you and your husband have passed on (he, a spelling bee whiz, you, the District Spelling Champion three years running). As for the geniuses in your HR department, they're on their own. Look out for tornadoe's.
"SAFE LOCATION'S FOR TORNADOE'S"
Somehow it's hard to be annoyed when your six-year-old wastes several inches of precious label-making tape on this message:
"God is in hven and he loves you frever and he wochis over evryone."
Somehow you have to stop yourself from laughing when the same six-year-old makes her auntie guess this in a game of Hangman:
ILICKYOUMIMI
(that's supposed to be like, not lick, just so you know)
Somehow you feel a bit disappointed when your three-year-old calls you over to see how she's spelled her name in Bananagram tiles, and instead of P-H-O-E-B-E you see:
JXOIHLMQ
Somehow, you still believe that your children will eventually display the good spelling genes you and your husband have passed on (he, a spelling bee whiz, you, the District Spelling Champion three years running). As for the geniuses in your HR department, they're on their own. Look out for tornadoe's.
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Mom
Ilickyoumimi is hilarious!